I went to Starbucks today with a coworker and I was teasing her about being high maintenance as she ordered her “decaf-single-shot-extra-hot-vanilla-latte”. I was taking pride in my being not so high maintenance and then we started going back and forth a bit and the Barista’s behind the counter got involved in the conversation.

As I continued to brag about not being high maintenance, the Barista making my drink asked if he could take me to dinner at McDonald’s.

I laughed.

Maybe I’m not so low maintenance after all.