I went to Starbucks today with a coworker and I was teasing her about being high maintenance as she ordered her “decaf-single-shot-extra-hot-vanilla-latte”. I was taking pride in my being not so high maintenance and then we started going back and forth a bit and the Barista’s behind the counter got involved in the conversation.
As I continued to brag about not being high maintenance, the Barista making my drink asked if he could take me to dinner at McDonald’s.
I laughed.
Maybe I’m not so low maintenance after all.
finalite 
you're hysterical. 🙂 love it. -k
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NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE????
Is this the girl who goes camping with her queen-sized air mattress, so it can go under her tent?
Isn't having to get your chai latte fix at Starbucks also indicative of princess-like behavior?
I'm just sayin'…
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Dear Miss No Water No Foam Chai:
If your SB order contains more
than 2 adjectives, you are high-maintenance.
Personally, I get a 1/2 caf 1 equal latte and I'm proud of it 😉
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This post just made my day. ROFL!
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ROTFLMBO!! Girlfriend, we have alot in common, and we are NOT and I repeat NOT low maintenance. There are higher maintenance chicks out there, but I have to agree with the other posts… Besides, anyone who puts milk in their chai tea… Enough said! Thanks for the texts… Can't wait to chat. Love ya girl!
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Um…Ms. I-MUST-HAVE-MY-CHAI-THE-WAY-I-LIKE-IT?! Yeah, I love ya, but that might counts as high maintenance 🙂
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